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Country: United States
Birthday: 7/27/1984
Gender: Female


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Expertise: I can make a mean tomato 'n' egg.
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Member Since: 10/1/2002

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Friday, October 06, 2006

have my experiments ever harmed you?

not what i would have expected, but somehow it rings true.



You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

signs

was dancing  in my apartment and cracked several bones from my lower back to my knees.  whaaaat?


Wednesday, August 30, 2006

#@?*&$%

i actually really dislike itunes maybe more than i've ever disliked any program before. this is what itunes is like.

itunes is like that guy in your group who takes over the project, refuses to let anyone else do any of the work, and will take no input from anyone else, who then neglects to show up on the day of the presentation at which point you discover that his notes are completely indecipherable yet somehow in duplicate, and that he's a douche (and batshit insane).


Saturday, August 26, 2006

startling realization

i just realized that for many many years i have mistaken kurt russel and patrick swayze for the same person.

i mean, on some level i must have known that dirty dancing and soldier couldn't have resulted from the same person... and if ever they stood side by side, it wouldn't have been earth shattering. but... maybe none of that ever registered?

or maybe this is momentary psychosis and i never had this problem until just a minute ago.


Friday, August 25, 2006

i want to cry

so chen was saying that i have bed bugs, because i keep waking up with itchy welts. i thought he was just joshing me, but like... having googled it i'm really freaked the hell out. the last night i was in nm, i kept waking up with funky bug bites. the ones i have now might be similar. they might be spider bites. but they might also be some other mysterious blood-sucking insect. like bed bugs. which industriously spread infestation from room to room, crevice to crevice. if they're here, i may honestly never escape them.

if this don't scare the shit out of you, i don't know what will: http://www.uky.edu/Ag/Entomology/entfacts/struct/ef636.htm



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